Hi, I'm 15, I've had my Tumblr for about 4 years now. My world revolves basically around 4 things: Cotton Candy, Parks and Recreation, My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic), and Tumblr, oh and John Green, and Movies, and Doctor Who, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower (dont worry i read the book first), Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and probably a million other things.
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A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
i feel like these funny bloggers have secret meetings to make jokes and then on tumblr “coincidentally” reply with the perfect punchline that is fairly obivous. its a conspiracy.
youre right, we’re the illuminati
i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
BLAST THAT SHIT OUTTA THE PARK AND HOLD HIS HAND