Hi, I'm 15, I've had my Tumblr for about 4 years now. My world revolves basically around 4 things: Cotton Candy, Parks and Recreation, My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic), and Tumblr, oh and John Green, and Movies, and Doctor Who, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower (dont worry i read the book first), Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and probably a million other things.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: weenie-hut-general)
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
(Source: greenwichpips)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
(Source: roarofsilence)
what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
i feel like these funny bloggers have secret meetings to make jokes and then on tumblr “coincidentally” reply with the perfect punchline that is fairly obivous. its a conspiracy.
youre right, we’re the illuminati
icarly
i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
BLAST THAT SHIT OUTTA THE PARK AND HOLD HIS HAND
what-kind-of-butler-would-i-be:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
I made the jumping sounds in my head
(( BEST COSPLAY EVER ))
(Source: brennablueskies)
(Source: yippywhippy.com)
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.
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Sometimes I just stop and think about this post
Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…
Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.
I just died.
